Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Honeymoon Sorted

Here's a nice offer.
On my wedding night, the people living below me (head of geography and his wife) will fly me to India. They will bring me to their home city, Agra (site of the Taj Mahal) where I will be booked into a 5 star hotel free of cost. Me and my new wife will then recieve a complimentary meal worth Rs. 900. The next day they will book us a taxi chauffer us around the sights of Agra and India.

I will accept written applications from marriage candidates from the beginning of next month.

2 comments:

Becky Wood said...

Well I'm glad you've got that sorted, I know it's been preying on your mind for ages...

Anonymous said...

I would apply but one husband is quite enough trouble, hope this finds you well Hanx